Saturday, October 24, 2009

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Are you in the Market?

Have you been sized up, checked out and then told "hmm... you are ready." Have curious aunties seen you from the corner of their eyes and given each other that knowing smile. Though you are the center of attraction, you will not know that you are being evaluated so closely for the Market.
Then out of the blue one day your mother will call you. She will make very formal and hesitant conversations and then.

"Ummm.. achcha, you remember Monster uncle who we met in Delhi?"
"Haan, the one whose son was so full of himself that he could not pick up the chocolate wrapper he threw on the street and put it into a dustbin 2 mins away?"
"Umm... aa.. well his son Devil is almost your age. So we matched your horrorscopes and they seem fine. Why don't you just get in touch with him... see if you like him. There is no harm in talking....."

BANG! thats it. There is a flashing new sign on your forehead now!
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