TROUBLE IS AN END

This year seems to have slowed down. The rate at which it started it should have been Oct 2011 by now. But I guess it suddenly wants to enjoy itself. The last few days it has. What a pain!

This brings me to my new theory and like always it is so true. Whenever something is coming close to an end, it gives more trouble. The other way to put it is when something starts troubling you a lot, you know it is going to end. Take a few minutes and turn this over in your head. The good part is that now we at least have a sign which will tell us things are going to end.

Easiest example is death. We become more troublesome as we approach death. Pain, stubbornness, illness, it all heightens before everything ends forever. Am sure you will have arguments to nullify this. But I am not saying there aren't any exceptions.

Pick up a thriller or a movie. All the problems hit you one after the other and you know its time for the end. Even pain for that, when it reaches its highest point and becomes unbearable you know it has no option but to end.

Lets find more stuff:

School: Before the term ends you have exams and board exams before school is finally over.

Relationships: (not an expert but generalizing): Horrible fights and boughts of doubts and mistrust before you finally call it off

Ketchup bottle: You know it's getting over when you have to shake and shake to get whatever is in it to move.

Soap: The dying soap bar will slip out of your hand and make you chase it on the floor.

Pregnancy: It ends with labour pains which lead to the beginning of another pain.

Shit: It takes all your energy to get rid of it (ie if you are constipated). The last shot is the toughest one and then it's done for the day.

The last crunch: You breathe in, your muscles revolt, your sides hurt, but you have to do it. Phew! and it's over.

Now am going to spend all my waking hours even the non waking ones think of what else can go up on my list. If you have come with me so far, am sure you can't but help thinking of more classic cases. Or it might get you thinking about situations which led to some kind of an end.

In case you do come up with something, leave it on my page. Please! am not forcing people to comment on my post. How lame is that. I will write even if you comment asking me to stop.

Remember, things, people give you more trouble before they end. :)

THRONE THEORY

Big ideas or even small ones always strike on the throne. They hit you when you are helpless and depend on your dying ability to remember things. I believe I have a logic to explain this idea striking on throne phenomenon. Of course I will explain, even if you don't care. This is my blog and my words rule here.

Every time we sit on that grand throne we sit to give out something from within. It might be in any form but all of it goes out, it leaves us. As a result of this there is a vacuum. When something old goes, something new steps in to take it's place.

Shit or pee leaves you, ideas strike you. They are fresh and new, coming because the old has left you and there is place and scope for change.

Bereft of ideas, creativity imagination? Chuck the pot and hit the throne. Am already on the way to my queendom.

SNATCH IT BACK

Finally I hit the basic funda of life. Am sure when i tell you what it is you will say hah! whats new about it? 30,000 people have hit it before you and have been hitting on it even after you hit it. So for all those who are going to say this to me don't read ahead.. No DON'T!
Now for the rest...

Well I found out how this world and maybe human relations function. Bentham said human beings are hedonistic by nature and of course he is right. That is why we quote him! Coming back to my theory. So we all want pleasure I think happiness is a better word.

So now if we divide this world into two spheres, one is us or you or me.. who want happiness. The other is they, her/him who also want happiness. Now, no one said that our happiness lies in different things. It coincides in some cases it clashes in others.

So now if a add a little bit of Marx to Bentham, you will find that there is dialectics. You want happiness and they want happiness and we take each others happiness. Human existence is all about getting happiness and taking someone elses.

I realised this when someone took away my happiness. Don't ask who. Someone just took it.
It made me angry! I wanted to scream, shout, exclaim! How can he/she take my happiness. Its mine! Since then i have been spending nights scheming and planning how to get my happiness back. Trust me, now that i know it is the crux of human existence i have to get it back.

In case you have also just realised that all the anger within you is because someone has taken away your happiness. Stop reading! go and get it back. Its yours! Run! snatch it back. It is all that matters!