HOPELESS ATTEMPT TO WRITE WHAT THEY CALL A LOVE LETTER

Dear...
I have no clue who you are. I don't even know your gender. But then am still writing my first letter showing emotions of love to you. This was not something I was wanting to do for a long time. Writing something is better than staring at multiple tabs on Mozilla FireFox.

So i don't know you. But i expect you to be a decent person who believes in respecting fellow human beings. If you are a man then you must surely know how to respect women. Secretly I also pray that you are a good sport and the word sport means a lot to you. That's the little I ask of you. If I start putting up conditions, you will shy away. Its impossible for a single human being to meet such high standards. And I don't expect you to be perfect either. When God is not perfect how can any of us be.

Coming back to my mortal feelings. The fact that I am expressing some emotion for you is a sign that i have a lot more to express. But don't expect me to express it all at once. You have to make the first move. You will have to walk up to me and tell me that you love me. Please don't say it over the phone or worst over Gtalk or on Facebook. I will never reply. If I do give you a reply it will not be an instant one. So don't get me wrong. I might say it a day later but I will say yes.

I am already putting a lot of conditions on you and probably stifling you. If you ever feel so come and say it to me directly. Don't spoil another woman's life by cheating only to get your space. On my part I can only say that I will not cheat on you. But if you torture me and cheat on me I shall do the same to you.

As I go along, I see there is hardly any romance in this letter. This is only because I seek a long committed life with you and not a 5 month fling if I may call it so. And something which is forever might lack romance at times.

I am at a loss of words suddenly because I don't know what people write in letters expressing love. Maybe you could help me out with this. Maybe you could tell me how it feels to be in love with someone apart from your own self. I have spent most of life living with myself and loving myself. Maybe you could add some perspective to it.

My emotions do not reveal themselves too well here, but I must tell you that I am really excited about meeting you. I hope you are able to prove my convictions about men incorrect. I shall wait for you like I have all these years.

Hope to see you soon,
Lots of love,